Destroy the wish

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There are only so many times you can ban someone... And i'm not too good at saying nice things about people.

So i presentate to you The Destroy The Wish Game!

I can't be arsed to explain it so here's an example

Person A: I wish i had a brain

Person B: Granted, but the brain doesn't work. I wish i had a heart.


I wish we had more smilies.

true, im sure your following me

the next persons neck is less than 10 cm long

Probably true.

The next person knows the diff between Indie and Alternative

True, but there's a fine line (i.e. of montreal)
TNP uses the next poster instead of the next person.

Aren't we supposed to be destroying wishes?

I wish we'd stop derailing topics.

Granted but now you're stuck with having english summers all year round, which is the same thing.

I wish i could play GH on hard.

granted but you grow an extra finger and get labelled weird...weirder for the rest of your life.

i wish my guitar hero would arrive

Granted but the disk is ripped in half.
I wish more people would sign up for the hearts tourney!

Granted but you have millions of people sending you tells

I wish the television would work

Granted, but you can only get one channel and it's in a language you don't understand.

I wish I didn't have to grow old.

Granted but now you grow young and you get stuck at age 2, and you can't talk yet.

I wish the forums were alibe again.

Granted, but people refuse to post in any topic that isn't regarding cheesemaking.
I wish poker would be nice again.

Granted but now you have no PoE.

I wish i had a graphics tablet.

Granted, but when you save anything, it switches it to a picture of Hitler.
I wish people would start talking on FO chat again.

Granted but the only people who talk are boring greenies.

I wish people would let me win in poker

Granted, but you get banned for hacking
I wish I had 10 million poez

Granted but poez isn't a valid currency so you can't use them.

I wish Diana Vickers had won X Factor.

Granted, but she's a jerk about it and flaunts it way too much
I wish people would use fun emoticons like this:

Granted but people use so many emotions it takes a day to open the forums because of the lag!

I wish I could finally get an injury.

Granted, but it's the day of a new injury, decapitation
I wish people other than creo and I would post in the cat humor section

Granted but it gets derailed by random potato related posts.

I wish tomorrow wans't monday.

Granted, but you receive a $500 fine for spelling "wasn't" wrong
I wish I had a dog that didn't chew things up

Granted but it's because you don't have anything for him to chew.

I wish I didn't have to work all the time.

Granted, but your mother makes you give her sponge baths because you have so much free time.
I wish dub prices would go down

Granted but then PoE is only worth half the price.

I wish Kait would sell her octopus for 20k to me.