Destroy the wish

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There are only so many times you can ban someone... And i'm not too good at saying nice things about people.

So i presentate to you The Destroy The Wish Game!

I can't be arsed to explain it so here's an example

Person A: I wish i had a brain

Person B: Granted, but the brain doesn't work. I wish i had a heart.


I wish we had more smilies.

Granted but it's a poisoness one and you die.

I wish i had sims 2 right now.

Granted but it sucks lmao well it doesn't, its just innevitable that you'll get bored to the point you want more and it goes in one viscous cycle so you give up.
I wish mummy would bring me back to life lol.

Granted, but it's only to make fun of you and then she kills you again.
I wish this avatar: was used more

Granted but now your screen sucks you in and you become the smiley.

I wish today wasn't so long

Granted, but it's only 3 seconds long.
I wish it was raining

Granted, it already is here. It's been raining a lot recently but thats England for you. Besides what do you want it to rain for? I wish it would stop raining lol.

Granted, but it starts snowing
I wish they had good stuff on TV.

Granted but you've seen it all before.
I wish nintendo would hurry up and make a new zelda game lol

Granted, but it's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally lame.
I wish that they would come out with some good games for wii.

Granted but you can't play them because they put the prices up and your wii breaks.
I wish i had my p.c back.

Granted, but you don't get a keyboard or mouse.
I wish Anamii wouldn't leave for weeks and have noone post in that time.

Granted but it's beacuse he quit puzzle pirates.

I wish my computer wouldn't lag.

Granted but now it's dead because yopu fed it to much fish.

I wish my keyboard wouldn't stop working everytime i plugged in my mouse.

Granted, but when you plug in both at once you get a blue screen of death.
I wish Ipods would charge faster.

Granted, but then your battery wears out.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted but now you have mallergies, the new thing that has come of existance. And you're mallergic to pirates!

I wish i could charge my ipod on my home p.c.

Granted, but you'll have to shell out $19: http://store.apple.com/us/product/MA591G/A
I wish all Macs would disappear.

granted but whatever computer you have also disapear's

I wish I was the richest pirate on sage ( I know I'm greedy)

Granted but now PoE is worthless because of the PoE Crunch.

I wish people would see the wonders of macs.

P.S Vista sucks!

granted but everyone buys a mac, they turn out strange and everyone pelts tomatoes at you for suggesting them

I wish i wont fail in english

P.S I agree

Granted but you fail maths instead.

P.s Maths is easy. I should know, i got a C/B/B
Although you don't get to sit intermediate anymore.


I wish they'd had an intermediate french paper when i sat my GCSEs 83 years ago.

Granted, but it's 1925 and bad stuff is happening in pre-WWII germany and italy (Mussolini takes power in 25)
I wish that anamii wasn't 99 it makes me sad.

Granted, but now i'm 104 and you're now experiencing a new emotion called Hangry.

The next person has guitar hero

true ish, world tour is due on the 13th as ive preordered it

the next person has eyebrows over 7cm in length

Rofl, i'm gonna go measure mine now.

I'm only 4cm. But then i don't have a monobrow so that's probably why.
But then together they're like 8cm.

The next person has oversized hands.