Destroy the wish

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There are only so many times you can ban someone... And i'm not too good at saying nice things about people.

So i presentate to you The Destroy The Wish Game!

I can't be arsed to explain it so here's an example

Person A: I wish i had a brain

Person B: Granted, but the brain doesn't work. I wish i had a heart.


I wish we had more smilies.

Granted, but it isn't very good. (You have a book? That you're reading or writing?)

I wish I had a 1966 convertible Ford Mustang.

Granted, but it was delivered to the wrong address: The moon.
I wish for world peace.

Granted but america mishears you and covers the world in peas.

I wish i had something to wish for.

Granted but your too lazy to wish it.
I wish we had food, im hungry lol

Granted but now you're in a permanant awake coma.

I wish i was the moon.

Granted, but your now bored beyond reason.

I wish i was governor of Hook Island

Granted, but everyone makes bad jokes about you being "Captain Hook"
I wish they would come out with the halloween stuff for pp

Granted but it will suck this year, there will only be bed sheets.
I wish i had some sort of doomsday device, then the whole world would fear me MWAHAHAHA!

Granted but it's battery powered and i've stolen them all.

I wish they'd turn the electricity on when i arrived, instead of me having to wait half an hour.

Granted but that was in the past, so it does'nt make the slightest difference, hehe.
I wish i had more time with my freinds before we all go our seperate ways lol

Granted, but you are all mad at each other and fighting.

I wish I could visit with my family more often.

Granted, but they're out every time you visit.

I wish they'd stop showing reruns of old simpson and show some newer ones.

Granted, but the newer episodes just recapping the older episodes.

I wish I had a triple, grande, whole milk, extra caramel Caramel Macchiato right now.

Granted but i don't know what that is so you just end up having a sugar ring doughnut.

I wish i was a cloud.

Granted, but you're filled with acid rain.
I wish that I had more cookies.

Granted, but they are the cookies that leave information on your computer, and there are so many that it causes the blue screen of death.

I wish I was 15 years younger.

Granted but it goes wrong and now you're 200.

I wish i knew how to enable cookies so i could log onto bloody facebook.

Granted, but when you do log on you computer screen fills with blood.
I wish I had more time to do stuff.

Granted but the only thing you want to do in your spare time is BOOGIE! rofl
I wish the worlds haddock will suddenly surge in population so we can cover them in batter and eat them

Granted, but there would be so much haddock that it would block out the sun, slowly killing all life.
I wish there was a purpose for this smiley: .

Granted, but that's the only smiley you can now use.

I wish my kid's parent- teacher conferences were always filled with glowing reports.

Granted, because i am now your child MWAHAHAHA
I wish mummy would give me a wowwypop rofl