Destroy the wish

First topic message reminder :

There are only so many times you can ban someone... And i'm not too good at saying nice things about people.

So i presentate to you The Destroy The Wish Game!

I can't be arsed to explain it so here's an example

Person A: I wish i had a brain

Person B: Granted, but the brain doesn't work. I wish i had a heart.


I wish we had more smilies.

Granted, but it turns out it's a cannibal octopus and it eats your shoulder.
I wish someone would sell me a familiar period

Granted but it will degrade in a few days.

I wish I had the most forum posts.

Granted, but then I just get more
I wish I had a unicorn

Granted but it makes a kebab out of you.

I wish i had my p.c back.

Granted but you break it through dodgy downloads again.

I wish i wasnt hungry

Granted, but you stuff yourself, then you see a 4 star hotel giving away free caviar and other expensively delicious food.
I wish someone would make the signature line darker... heck I wish we had signatures

=O Since when didnt Signatures work?

- Fixed it =D

As for the colour, wasnt sure what colour i was messing with so until we have a new layout we can make do with this default one, atleast the signature line is darker



"Granted, however you now have to put up with this dodgy layout"

- I wish someone would make a layout


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I have set Attach Signature has default however the admin pannel hates me, so just to make sure your signature is attached, ensure "Attach signature (signatures can be changed in profile)" is ticked prior to posting, this can be found in the options section below the message post box thingymabob.

Granted but it's bright yellow and lime and makes every one go blind.

I wish you'd stop breaking the forums.

I wish you'd be happy that you have a signature now

Granted, but he's so happy he ignores you completely
I wish people would quit derailing posts

Granted but now they go on for so long it causes the forums to break.

i wish i knew what to wish for.

Granted.
I wish that I could win a familiar.

Granted but it's evil and eats you.

I wish PP people would stop trying to kill me in dreams.

Granted, but a non-pp person kills you in RL
I wish I could dance.

Granted, but only lyrical

Way to de-rail!

I wish Billion would stop de-railing threads

Granted, but he doesnt post altogether and you get bored.

I wish i knew what to wish for

Granted.
I wish our flag had more active crews.

granted but everyone in the flag hates you

wow really Billion... twice? Read the top post .

I wish Billion would stop derailing threads and post in others

Granted but now he's posting embarassing stories about you.

I wish my chinese takeaway would hurry up and come.

Granted, but it gives you a horrible stomach ache.
I wish the blockade tomorrow wasn't so ridiculously early

Granted but now it's so ridiculously late that it's almost early anyway.

I wish i had some one to go see Time Traveler's Wife with.

Granted, but they talk all the way through and annoy you.

I wish i had more poker luck

Granted, but you end up spending all the money on furniture like you always do.
I wish I had more time for PP