Destroy the wish

There are only so many times you can ban someone... And i'm not too good at saying nice things about people.

So i presentate to you The Destroy The Wish Game!

I can't be arsed to explain it so here's an example

Person A: I wish i had a brain

Person B: Granted, but the brain doesn't work. I wish i had a heart.


I wish we had more smilies.

granted, but you only have the smilie for constipation. I wish my legs werent so hairy

Granted, but now they're so unhairy that you look like a giant shiney balloon.

I wish i could play guitar.

granted, but you are only able to play it with your toes.

i wish i could have a piano

Granted but nobody likes listening to pianos.
I wish forums wouldnt break.

Granted but no one logs onto them anymore.

I wish there was something worth watching on t.v

Granted. But now you live on a planet with no TV access whatsoever.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but you're in prison.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted but you die of boredom.

I wish some one would do my philosopy essay for me.

Granted, but you get caught cheating.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted but you have no time to go on the computer.

I wish my mouse wouldnt break.

Granted but now it's come alive and is currently trying to strangle you.

I wish i'd known bia had a hook hand before i'd scanned.

Granted but you can't draw hooks so your now even more frustrated

I wish Anamii would make titles that fit

Granted but they suck.

i wish i had a heart.

Granted, but you have an irregular heart beat.

I wish I could surf.

Granted but there are no more waves coz the moon broke.

I wish i was a ninja.

Granted, but being a ninja is outlawed.

I wish K would fix the forum and let me update my profile (forum lurker?)

Granted but K ends up deleting every single post.

I wish Elliot Kid was on

'tis a t.v show

Granted but now they're fighting you.

I wish i had more rubber ducks.

Granted but now when you eat it you turn into a giant moose.

I wish kids weren't so evil. (specifically 7 year olds)

Granted, but now they follow you around day and night in swarms.

I wish all my bills were paid.

Granted but you wil be stalked by one person for every bill paid, all of them bald and named bill.
I wish i didn't have man boobs.

Rofl!!! Granted, but now you have so much hair on your chest that people can't even see it.

I wish I had a maid.