The story that everyone wrote

Basically this is yet another variation of the one word game but for those of us who want to be a little more creative and/or have no copy function on their wiis lol
There is no limit to the amount you can add to the story so long as it's not rediculous, and you don't need to copy the last post cos then it'd be huge, let them follow on as one big story. Try and be as imaginative as you can, i've deliberately given you things for you to think about and come up with ideas for but please dont go mad with answering them all in one post, add a couple of ideas and let someone else have a go (notice i have'nt really specified where and when this is set, who the main character is or any other characters). OK here goes, give it yer best shot and hopefully it'll turn out great .

The sun was setting on a silent september day, casting a shadow all across the beach of a silhouette on the horizon. The young man was taking a stroll by the sea as the surf gently hissed up to his feet. Over his shoulder he carried a small bundle, presumably of food, and the burden of a life he'd rather forget. A life in which he once had a name, a life of mystery and secrets from which he was escaping.

As he walked he noticed something strange lying on the beach. Could it be? His long lost pineapple? He carefully laid down his bundle and approached cautiously. He drew a stick from the inside of his battered jacket and poked at the soggy mass.

As he gently proded it with his stick, a slow almost moaning sound came from it. In fear or surprise, he jumped back. With his face gone white as a mime, he cried out, "ZOMG it's the

Two headed fox he had heard so much about.
"You're not my pineapple!" He cried in disgust. The fox let out a low growl and followed the man with no name. The man, who i shall name Barnabas, ran to the

nearest hill, from which he watched as the fox struggled to climb after him, for it was wearing wooly gloves, which make it very hard to climb hills. Barnabas frantically looked around for a way to escape, which was when he noticed

A cave, which he quickly dived into. He was safe, but for how long. He waited to see if the fox had followed him, but there was no sign. It was at that moment that he noticed the cave he had entered was in fact a tunnel. He followed it down and eventually it came out at a

green meadow. It was slowly drizziling and he soon became cold because the only thing he had for warmth was his gloves. He sighed and continued through the field. Suddenly he noticed that

His gloves were in fact made of chocolate buttons. He wondered how that was possible and then decided to eat them.
"Oh bollocks" He said aloud, as he had left his bundle back in the cave. There was no point in going back for it because

the fox would surely be catching up, and various yeti appeared to be flooding into the cave for a mating ritual, which lead Barnabas to believe he should really keep going as soon as possible. And so he kept on walking, until he came across a large inconveniently placed

Bathroom. Well, he though, who ever had built it must have clearly been in need. He walked around it and noticed a small child.
"Hello, what's your name?" He asked. The child stared at him in a

confused sort of way, punched him in the stomach and ran. He thought about chasing her, but all the wind had been knocked out of him. He decided to continues on the way the girl came from and came upon

A large gingerbread house. Well that looks tasty he thought, and took a bite out of the door. An angry wicth came out almost knocking Barnabas over.
"Why you little! Ayah hah!" The witch seemed to only be capable of talking in nonsense so Barnabas stole her

nose and ran like mad. She called her fellow candyhouse-dwelling witch neighbors and they chased Barnabas ad he ran screaming through the forest. At this point you can tell that mentally, Barnabas had no clue what was going on. He did assume however,

that this was probably just a really bad dream due to the funky coloured cheese he ate the night before. At this moment a witch prodded him with a pointy stick. It hurt. Can dreams hurt? Maybe it wasn't a dream, hmm... in any case

the full moon lit the autumn night

But the moon was red so this left the forest illuminated in a spooky crimson. He decided, as this was a dream, he would carry out all his wishes. The first thing he would do was to

jump off of a really tall building/cliff, but since the ground around him was relatively flat, he decided to move on. Next on his list was

Eating a giant marshmellow. But unfortunately the Giant shop of Giant food had closed down due to the credit crunch.
He decided to go for a walk down a

conviently located boardwalk lined with popular chain stores such as 7-11 and McDonalds. He wondered what kind of sick place this was when he realized

Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders were sat on a poorly made table, staring at each other joyfully. It was the sickest thing Barnabas had ever seen. He screamed. Ok, he thought, this is definately a nightmare, and suddenly a coca cola van driven by santa claus came out of nowhere and ran him over. DUM DUM DUMMMM

Will our hero survive this ghastly deed? Will we ever find out what's in his bundle? Will Mr Potato head ever find his nose? Find out after the break.

- Break -

In the last episode of Barnabas's Adventure, we saw Barnabas get run over by a truck. Did he survive? Find out in today's episode of Barnabas's Adventure! -Theme Music-

Welcome back to behind the hero. Banarbas struggled to climb out from under the truck but... he seemed to be alive. Except for the hole in his stomach, that wasn't there before. But oh no! H'e lost his

staple gun! He looked around frantically for it until he found it in a deep stinking pile of