Edwards Tale
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Edwards Tale
It was a warm summer's eve. Anamii had just returned to his townhouse after a hard days pillaging. He fumbled with the key for a few minutes, the glare of the ocean had blinded him temporarily. The sunlight made pretty patterns in his eyes.
The lock clicked and he stepped inside to be greeted by a flurry of grey and white. His wife had jumped into his arms.
"I love it" she proclaimed.
"wha?" Anamii knew his wife was slightly senile but this was rather unexpected.
"Look, silly" she handed him a mirror.
"Ugh, what happened?" Anamii appeared to be lying on the floor. He pushed himself into a sitting position.
"Well. That's not something you see everyday. I think i'll call it Edward."
It turns out that Anamii's sudden facial growth was due to a new fruit, discovered by a random traveller named Dr B. Merriwhether, which greatly increases Piratosterone.
The lock clicked and he stepped inside to be greeted by a flurry of grey and white. His wife had jumped into his arms.
"I love it" she proclaimed.
"wha?" Anamii knew his wife was slightly senile but this was rather unexpected.
"Look, silly" she handed him a mirror.
"Ugh, what happened?" Anamii appeared to be lying on the floor. He pushed himself into a sitting position.
"Well. That's not something you see everyday. I think i'll call it Edward."
It turns out that Anamii's sudden facial growth was due to a new fruit, discovered by a random traveller named Dr B. Merriwhether, which greatly increases Piratosterone.
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